Monkey Bitch

Someone who can grow a beard in 6th grade.

Micheal Stewart is a monkey bitch

by Engleburt humperdink October 24, 2007

The Crazy Monkey

When two lesbians use a banana as a dildo whilst participating in crazy lesbian sex. The taker hangs upside down while screaming like a crazy monkey.

Dude I walked past a tree today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey!

I watched a lesbian porno today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey and I went bananas.

by SELLCK January 1, 2008

dunk the monkey

When a black person (preferably male) sticks,shoves, et. his dick in a girls pussy or ass

ugly black girl: let's go dunk the monkey.
ugly black guy: ok
(has sex)
ugly black girl:wtf i said in the ass
ugly back guy: opps looks liked i dunked the monkey in the wrong spot

by ScarFacE587 May 4, 2009

monkey glands

1. Testicles
2. The qualities usually associated with masculinity or "balls": courage, toughness, agressiveness, etc.

1. If my biatch catched me out huntin' pussy with you foos she cut off my monkey glands.

2. Dude, grow some monkey glands! My little sister would drop in on this ramp.

by 6079 Smith W March 24, 2005

Piss Monkey

A Monkey that pisses on you when you go to the zoo.

That piss monkey just pissed on me, its a (fag)

by Cock April 26, 2005

Busted monkey

A tore up va-jay-jay.

Gena has a busted monkey.

by Nikkilicious85 August 16, 2016

Monkey Spam

The emails you get from friends and associates that say you that you must forward the email to everyone you know on the entire G-d damn planet because it is just ohhhh so cute/moving/funny/will make you fabulously wealthy/give you good karma/no I don't know what asinine means, why do you ask?

See also: Chain Mail

See also: Infinite monkey theorem

Received some monkey spam today. The first line said, "If you read this, you WILL forward it on. You just won't be able to stop yourself." I bet I can!

by ecognition April 23, 2009