Friend With Benefits

basically: he becomes her bitch!!!

no examples needed ;)

friend with benefits

by Yatesie93 July 20, 2010

fun friend

A Minnesota Twins player who plays right field and wears number 11. Key pronunciation: Jockey Jones.

"I remember playing minor league baseball with Jacque Jones in Arlington"

by Rusty Gillespie September 13, 2004

friend stalker

Someone that tries to add all of your friends on your MySpace/Facebook friends after you add them on your friends list.

After I added Candace to my friends list, she added a bunch of people from my friends list, so now we have a bunch of mutual friends. She's a friend stalker.

by ChineseGoddess June 17, 2010

close friends

another word for fuck buddies - Seren

We use to be close friends now shes my bitch.

by Seren April 22, 2005

my friend

When used by John McCain talking to a crowd of retards, it means "Fuck You" -

John McCain: "My Friend, I never called Barack Obama a nigger, to his face"

by Harry Munster January 22, 2009

best friend

A phrase used by teenage girls to refer to any person that they don't yet hate with the fiery passion of 1000 burning suns.

Male person: Who's your best friend?
Teenage girl: Sally.
Male person: Wait, wasn't Jared your best friend last week?
Teenage girl: He's my best friend too, but Sally's my BEST friend.
Male person: So what about Haley?
Teenage girl: Oh, she's my best BEST friend.
Male person: ... Okay, what about Susan?
Teenage Girl: Oh, HER. She WAS my best friend until she wore the same dress as me to Chris's party last week. Susan! Wearing the same dress as me to my best friend's party! I mean really!?
Male person: *walks away confused and with a drop of at least 5 points in his IQ level*

by _Seekay October 6, 2010

Friend Zone

Something you never want to happen to you.

Mike: She just friend zoned me.

Rob: Oh, that sucks.

by HeroOfBowerstone February 9, 2012