Fart Soup

A waiter who doesn't like you at all and farts into your soup with a peice of crap coming out steaming hot waiting for you to eat it all up.

That waiter at Olive Garden didn't seem to like me I think he did a fart soup for me.

by QuadShark March 13, 2011

sperm fart

a fart which has come from a homosexuals ass. Another way of calling someone gay.

Jonny was the biggest sperm fart i had ever met

by con-miester May 1, 2005

nose fart

It kind of like a Raspberry on your nose.
It involves two people. One peron exhales air into the other persons nose. It like mouth to mouth resection. But Mouth to Nose.

*DO NOT BLOW AIR INTO THE NOSE.* it just feels funny and you in up licking their nose and then it is akward between the two of you.

also the person getting the nose fart *MUST HAVE THEIR MOUTH OPEN.* i dont know why but it burns your esophagus if you dont.

OH Gawd! Jessie just gave me a nose fart. i feel so violated.

by Darcy Barcy July 9, 2007

Dick Fart

When your penis sneezes and you get jelly everywhere

I had a nasty dick fart the other day, blasted my entire room!

by BOD4Life April 14, 2010

fart cannon

The act of farting mid-shit and literally shooting it out of your ass.

I farted mid-shit and it shot in the toilet. My butt is a fart cannon.

Alex has a powerful fart cannon. He broke the toilet last Tuesday.

by fartsniffer24 October 15, 2014

Fart Scarf

When someone farts on a scarf or other piece of clothing then brings that to their face in order to sniff their own brand, similar to that of the Dutch Oven and Fart pillow, but where the victim is yourself!

Ashby is at it again she has sat on the fart scarf and is sniffing away... she loves the smell of her own brand!

by Dunny Monster December 2, 2010

bubble fart

A bubble fart is the excression of gas from the dirty brown hole of ones buttox. Bubble farts createss a warm sensational experience but may be followed by diareah. As soon as you hear the distinctive sound of a bubble fart, it is recommended to leave the room or building immediately for it is bound to smell like a pile of dead babies, burnt hair and mexicans.

Dude, last night i was bearbacking charles but he let out a warm and nausiating bubble fart. We are so threw.

by shymanski January 4, 2007