Sog's law

A variation on Sod's law.

Sog's law states: "If you leave your umbrella or coat at home it will rain"

My socks are soaked, of course I left my coat at home it's Sog's law

by Roars May 27, 2025

great-grandchild-in-law

The spouse of one's great-grandchild.

My great-grandchild-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

urban law

When everything you read on this site is law

Urban law is real

by The realb.c July 8, 2019

The Tamr Law

Thesis states that one death is fated to happen before obvious safety oversights, reforms or the like are ennacted, ie. decapitation by ice skates and the introduction of neck guards.

Person 1: "Hey, remember that very obviously leaky pipe? It's valve finally burst and killed someone!"

Person 2: "Yeah, it was like that for ages! I'm surprised it took someone's death before it finally got fixed!"

Person 1: "Mhm, and it was so preventable. The Tamr Law takes another!"

by xxdragonwolftamr January 30, 2024

Lane's Law

Internet adage mandating that "If you comment on my post, you must react to it through the various Facebook 'reaction' options, i.e. 'Like' or 'Frown.'" The idea behind Lane's Law is that if you are contributing to the conversation on a topic, you have an obligation to help boost the post's visibility.

Enforced at will; an idea stemming from the belief that a man's wall is his castle.

The rule is simple. If you comment on my shit, you have to react. Lane's Law.

by itsbobbyhill April 30, 2020

Remember-in-Law

(Verb) When you incorrectly recognize a similar object.

*Holds up picture of Matt Damon*
"Woah, it's Mark Whalburg!"
"Sounds like you remember-in-law Matt Damon"
"Who fucking talks like that?"

by RoyMustache July 27, 2020

Topherrr's Law

In a game of Among Us, if Topherrr is not the first person killed, he is highly likely to be the Imposter.

Topherrr was still alive after three others were killed. We ejected him because of Topherrr's Law.

by DHNathan September 19, 2020