Vagina

I don’t know what a vagina is.

Person 1: “You get no vagina!”
Person 2: “What the fuck is a vagina?”

by DooDooAss December 3, 2024

vagina munchies

A state of time in which you consume large portions of food during your period.

Bruh I can’t stop eating these takis I got the Vagina munchies.

by It’s yah boi July 26, 2018

chuckling vagina

Someone with braces

Ben just got a chilling vagina at the orthodontist.

"Yo Ben nice chuckling vaginas."

by Hsivkepslsppg August 17, 2016

Designer China Vagina

An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions April 24, 2025

Vagina

The most glorified hole in the world, and an overal overrated experience that men crave due to their primitive instincts.

this hole gives women soft power which they wouldn't have otherwise.

Jim: "i wanna be in a vagina and slide like a penguin"

dan: "Man thats all you care about you turbovirgin"

by xXMeemLord3225Xx November 24, 2021

Vagina Rum

When a female drinks a whole bottle of rum and gives a male a blowjob

Alternatively could be when a female pours rum inter her vagina and a male licks it out

Alternatively Alternatively when a female orgasms into a bottle of rum and both male a female drink it

Hey Jack, Wanna lick rum out of my vagina?

Hell yeah i want to!

Figure 2

Hey Jack, want me to drink a whole bottle of rum and give you a blowjob?

Hell yeah!

Figure 3

Hey Jack, want to drink a bottle of rum i orgasmed into?

Hell yeah!

Vagina Rum-2025

by addasda January 26, 2025

Roasted vagina

When a vagina looks like roast beef

I hate roasted vagina

by Roasted vagina July 5, 2019