grumpy vagina

When your vagina doesn't want that penis because it's depressed
We can't have sex because I have a grumpy vagina.
by Samig April 11, 2015
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vagina porch

Vulva. Also known as “the bit on the front”
The external genitals of the human female.

Often confused with the vagina by human males.
Great date, mate. Ended up spending the night sheltering under her vagina porch.
by D. D. D. September 06, 2023
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vagina smiling

when your vagina is swollen from estrus
Do you know how the mouse is in estrus? Her vagina smiling from all the stimulation of males in the room.
by Diva de Disco September 30, 2013
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carbonated vagina

When you Funnel a liter of sprite down a woman’s vagina
Yeet is that fetus carbonated vagina
by Oink nigga April 26, 2020
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vagina humidor

The act of inserting a cigar into a vag during sex.
Oh Man! He Bill totally had his game on! She got him off while doing her with a cigar! He used her like a vagina humidor!
by va j j October 12, 2018
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Vagina Pimple

1 When a bitch is acting like a twat.

2 a wart on the vagina.
1 That hoe is such a vagina pimple!

2 Go suck a fucking vagina pimple!
by queen_baby_cakes_ January 03, 2016
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vagina syndrome

usually when a friend or family member acts like a bitch may be refered to as habib
fuckin habib you and your damn vagina syndrome grow some balls
by Muhammed allah the great August 06, 2008
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