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Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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happy

The feeling you get when you're drunk, it's late at night and you listen to 'What A Wonderful World' by Louis Armstrong
Jack: "Don't be depresso, drink some Espresso"
"Eat the spaghetti to forget your regretti"

James: "You and I both know that the only thing that can make me happy right now is some good old Louis Armstrong"
by Short Stuff 420 March 15, 2020
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Happy

person: U happy?
you: Yea am happy*cries from the inside*
by Anonymous_Fapper June 11, 2021
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happy

the opposite of sad
i am happy
by gang ganggg January 19, 2021
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Happiness

Track 7 on Taylor Swift’s album “Evermore” and is the most underrated song on the album. This is also one of her most mature songs. Happiness is about seeing a relationship for what it is and is most likely about divorce of a 7 year relationship and how there will be happiness when the marriage is over but he gave her happiness.
“Hey did you listen to Happiness yet?”
“Omg yess it’s my favorite track on Evermore!”
by Kindacurlyg1rl November 26, 2023
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Happy Valley

When you have so much hair on your body its a {happy valley} to its less appealing daughter {happy trail}.
Guy 1: I dont have just a happy trail, its a happy valley
Guy 2: Dear God
by OG Beef log December 14, 2018
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Happy Confession Day

Happy Confession Day is on August 11

Confess on someone who has a birthday on August 11 for good luck
HAPPY CONFESSION DAY!!

i like you...🥺👉👈
by VisionExpress October 5, 2021
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