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Cherokee nuts

Where the nuts of a white man appear to be a darker shade of brown/tan or red in color. Indicating a past heritage of Cherokee and/or American Indian down the family line.
Damn baby, have your nuts been to the tanning bed.

No baby, I got Cherokee nuts. Native american runs deep in the family.
by {Tido615} {CASHVILLE} May 27, 2020
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nut terror

A wet dream... but a nightmare
“Dude, I woke up screaming covered in a cold sweat and cum. I must have had a nut terror.”
by Xahnder March 5, 2019
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Nut tipped

Similar to cow tipping, except the nut, atatches the handlebars to the seat.
The obnoxious motorcyclist revved so loud, that the crowd, nut tipped him, ending up ass over elbows, as scooter spontaneously fled from under his nuts.
by Flavel Havel February 10, 2022
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nut ornament

A girl that looks good and always hangs around but you will not date her.
That girl hangs from my balls so much she is my little nut ornament.
by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007
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Nutted Shut

The common occurrence that men experience after an intense fap session, to be Nutted Shut is quite a painful experience, as one temporarily lacks the ability to piss.

It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
Jerry Jerkoff: Ugh...

Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?

Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.

Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.

Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019
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Birthday Nut

Going 7 days before your birthday without masturbation or sex, and then on your birthday, flood your home town with a tsunami of sperm (or fanny juice if you are a female).
"My knob aches because of this birthday nut."

"My testicles feel like balloons."
by Jamil Hassan October 12, 2018
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nut and dash

Nut and dash is a last priority when paying for a check alone or when you have no money to pay for your meal
Sue: last night when I was working my shit someone left some white stuff all over the check book but there was no money
Josh: uhh you know what that is
Sue what?
Josh you just had a nut and dash...
by Woahfacts---686 May 21, 2018
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