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Toe thumb

The thumbs monkeys have on their feet so they can climb trees.

I've never heard Brachydactyly type D get called a "toe thumb" before. Toes do not look like that. Average people's thumbs look more like toes than thumbs with Brachydactyly type D.
Monkey feet are so cute! Look at its little toe thumb.

My toes do not look like Megan Fox's thumbs. She has baby thumbs. Not toe thumbs.
by chFree77 December 2, 2024
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Splatter Tic Tac Toe

The art of putting a dyed hot dog into a trumpet and blasting it at a wall-stationed Tic Tac Toe board utilizing pressurized gas.
"Im gonna go play some Splatter Tic Tac Toe with Joe in a little bit."
by TheCrazySwampYankee December 5, 2024
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toe savvington

A savvington made with your foot. It is always positive because you can’t shoot an upside down toe savvington.
May all your savvingtons be toe savvingtons
by Milford Blanchester December 21, 2024
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Toe in the water

When you shit and one half is touching the toilet water while the other half is still attached to you
He was sitting on the john, waiting for his toe in the water to drop
by MissDiva December 26, 2024
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Who stubbed your toe?

A question that implies someone is in a bad mood
(Toe stubbing is rhe worst pain known to mankind - if someone were to stub your toe they would be causing you great pain)
Person 1: Gosh, you’re grumpy. Who stubbed your toe? i.e. who ruined your day?
Person 2: You
by Maevaghid January 2, 2025
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microwave your toe

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”
by soggy sinners January 14, 2025
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Toe Block

Toe Block: When you receive a footjob and you're about to climax then, they insert their big toe over your dick hole.
That fine ass femboy gave me a crazy Toe Block Last night now my dick and balls feel clogged.
by Ballsack Bill July 15, 2025
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