Jake Paul

The hardened crust formed in the bellybutton from improper masterbation cleaning.

Logan Paul: Darn, I got some white crust in my bellybutton from last night.
Human: Looks like your little brother (Jake Paul) crawled in your bellybutton

by Boat69 June 30, 2021

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Jake Paul

Cancer. Dumb. Skipped High School. White boy. Dates a gold digger/ a snake. His EX MADE terrible jokes in team ten and now is hotter. Assaults. Abusive. Rude. Rude OFF camera.
Acts nice ON camera even though he’s not. Mind of a 12 year old PS4 player.
D student in school. Lost his kiss in middle school. Pervert. Loves to cheat. Loves clickbait. Brainwashes. Dumber then his brother. Thinks he can beat KSI. Pussy for making his dad fight KSI instead of himself. He basically said “ Can you do my homework dad?” KSI ain’t fighting his brother.

Jake Paul: Ok Nick, now I skipped school so I want you to say ‘ England is my city’ because we can’t do ‘ England is my country’ that’s dumb and we can’t say ‘Jake Paul’s fam suck’ although it’s true.
Nick : Oh England is a city?
fans: *Watch video* ENGLAND IS A COUNTRY FAGGOT

by Paul family sucks May 18, 2018

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Jake

A total fucking retard that does the most stupidest shit whenever he can.

don’t be friends with this retard, you'll regret it...

Guy: You friends with Jake?
Other guy: yea why?
Guy: okay, he’s gonna ruin ur day.

by A guy not named Jake March 11, 2018

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Jake is one of the funniest guys at your school, he is attractive and mature. Very easy to talk to. He is wise always knowing right from wrong and speaks out. He is very intelligent but not just in school, in real life. If you meet a Jake, don’t be an asshole to him. But if you are, you’ll regret it.

Jakes are amazing.

by J.D.C July 1, 2018

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