Cut rate dick

A below-market rate private detective who generates results at expectation or below what was requested by a client. Usually a person who was a burnt out or fired ex-cop or was never able to be a cop.

I can’t believe this cut rate dick couldn’t even find the person!

by Neil Sportsfan January 16, 2023

cut the pudding

Anal scissoring usually never accomplished successfully.

The boy asked the others boy to cut the pudding, but he said no.(He heard the rumors.)

by The real Marshawn jim March 25, 2024

Cut the ripple

If you cut the ripple, you're letting someone know that you're onboard with what they are saying. They tingle your brainwaves, you ride their waves. Your frequencies are alligned, and cut at the same time.

Imagine this, you're sat with a friend in the rain, having a couple of cans. Your friend starts talking about how much he loves the feeling of warm sand on the bottom of his feet. If you know the feeling, you let him know "I cut the ripple".

Yeah man, I cut the ripple, I'm totally with you on that one.

by Psycholaughs September 27, 2021

Chair Cut

A trimming of the hair on ones posterior. A play on the phrase Hair Cut, but using the word chair instead, to imply where the posterior usually sits.

Pat: "Hey man, you ready for your gay blind date tomorrow?"
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."

by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022

Boot cut cooter

A boot cut cooter is when she’s ran thru and she isn’t tight only wider . Just like boot cut

Rebecca says: Drinking ain’t cute.

Johnny says: neither is that boot cut cooter you got honey stfu

by BigCoochieDestroyer November 24, 2024

Cutting it fine

Cutting it fine" is a British English idiom that means to have a very tight margin or little time/space for something. It implies that something is being done with a narrow or slight margin, as if it is close to failure.

"She/He/They was cutting it fine getting to the airport this afternoon, she/he/they got to the airport gate just minutes before her/his/their flight, leaving very little time to spare."

by Britney Sparkles June 4, 2025

Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

by Chingchanu November 10, 2021