Semi Snake

The male equivalent of a lot lizard.

Any dude who hangs out at a truck stop and isn't a trucker has gotta be a semi snake.

by Goochington November 14, 2025

Snake

Something that Kamala Harris thinks of every second of the day

Snake

by Guccipolo November 22, 2025

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Rollin’ Snakes

“Plotting” or “Scheming.”

MaFucka is ACTIN’ like he don’t what’s up but he’s rollin’ snakes fasho.

by Jonny Two Shoes January 21, 2025

Snakes and Alligators

Meaning I'm really busy, really busy, or swamped with task.

Man 1: How has work been lately?
Man 2: Dude, Snakes and Alligators! We've been swamped lately!

by Callyce01 January 23, 2025

The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Furry Norwegian Snake

A new species of snake that is usually gay and plays tuba. Often found not in Norway but inside of toilets.

Oh my goodness, that furry Norwegian snake is absolutely jaw-droppingly hot! I want to marry it.

by ThatTubaBabe February 4, 2025