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by Stiky glue June 8, 2022
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A place of hell, if you are here. run.
man 1: where are we
man 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19 and 20: hell
that one nerd:school
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Go to hell whoever likes school, goddamn federal prison.
by shut up dumbass June 9, 2022
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The place 10 miles from your home where you have to be from Monday to Friday to learn "useful" stuff, like finding x when he's lost again, the exact number of cells in a human body, the capital of oogaboogastan, or french in general.
me: Well the vacation is over and I have to go back to school. Perfect timing to kill myself
by imbored1999 June 13, 2022
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School is

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It's something you won't use in the future and random strangers (teachers) teaching you random stuff that was invented along ago, loads of kids don't like school but some do, school makes you wake up so early and tired and not have enough sleep, like I swear I come to school and all I see is tired, stressed people coming to school, some people even quit school if they're parents are too nice and know about school torture, u grow up with stuff that u don't use from school, nearly over 7.4M people hate school! We need something better than school! 🥲🥲
Me: Hey bestie it's school today, it's Monday
Bestie: I wish there was no school in this world! 😭
by Netflixwatcher4ever June 16, 2022
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School is

S-ix
C-ruel
H-ours
O-f
O-ur
L-ifes

It's something you won't use in the future and random strangers (teachers) teaching you random stuff that was invented along ago, loads of kids don't like school but some do, school makes you wake up so early and tired and not have enough sleep, like I swear I come to school and all I see is tired, stressed people coming to school, some people even quit school if they're parents are too nice and know about school torture, u grow up with stuff that u don't use from school, nearly over 7.4M people hate school! We need something better than school! 🥲🥲
Me: Hey bestie it's school today, it's Monday
Bestie: I wish there was no school in this world! 😭
by Netflixwatcher4ever June 16, 2022
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What the fuck do we get from this? 98% of this shit we just forget in life. What do we need math for in a career? Only careers that you want math in is a career that requires a math degree. If I want to be a YouTuber, what the fuck do I need math for? What do I need science for? What do I need social for? Like, what the fuck. If I want to be a fucking taxi driver, all I need is math to add up the money expense.
1- Hey, what's your favorite subject in school?
2- All of them are pointless for my future.

1- What do you mean?
2- I want to be a youtuber, not a scientist.
1- Well my favorite subject is science!

10 years later...

2- So, how's it going being a scientist?
1-Oh, I gave up on that a while ago. School did nothing for me about that
2-So, do you understand what I meant now?
1-Yup.
by fuckingdrugdealer June 16, 2022
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