Rusty Unicorn

A Etsy store with amazing handmade products. Also supplies like driftwood, shells, tumbled glass

I bought amazing driftwood from Rusty Unicorn

by Summer day February 19, 2026

Rusty Tugboat

The act of performing the Tallahassee Tugboat and the Rusty Trombone simultaneously

Ben was super excited when Andrea was willing to do the Rusty Tugboat

by ScoopinAllDay March 17, 2026

Rusty Douglas

The act of taking a shitty, unwiped anus, and pressing it upon someone's house. Preferably on a window or a sliding glass door, leaving a brown, shitty kiss mark of someone's asshole on said surface.

"Man, someone left a rust Douglas on my neighbors window last night. Had the whole neighborhoods feathers ruffled."

"If you don't quit, someone is likely to give you a rusty douglas"

by DickRichards February 14, 2025

Rusty chad

When a gay man sticks his dick in another man’s ass then puts it in that same man’s mouth

My man lover gave me a rusty chad last night

by Big Chad February 27, 2025

Rusty Bob Dylan

A play on the rusty trombone but for females. When a man is both eating ass like he’s playing the harmonica and strumming on the clit like a guitar.

Friend: hey man, how did Valentine’s Day go?

Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got

by Kangaroo Jack 6969 March 4, 2025

Rusty Prybar

when you show them genuine kindness and offer inspiration when all they were expecting was raunchy sex

I went there for a gangbang but ended up getting a rusty prybar

by XXXRUSTYXXX March 8, 2025

rusty cum

when you are made out of metal and jack off for the first time in a long time and your cum comes out all rusty

Colossus: Dude I tried to jack off and it my cum was all rusty
Optimus Prime: same here man idk what the fuck's going on idk why we have rusty cum

by Yeet: Your Ear Eats Trucks March 8, 2025