Retarded 

An adjective originally coined by the professional medical community to denote an individual who was "delayed or held back" in perpetuity since birth, or shortly thereafter. Colloquially, it pejoratively assumes an individual was previously tarded at some point, and is now RE-tarded.

Tim: You just tried to skate down that hill with no wheels on your board, that's retarded man.
Tom: Piss off wankercheese, I've never even been tarded before in my life.
Tim: Well you are now asswaffle!!

Retarded by wacky wafer July 12, 2022

Retard 

A person WITHOUT any mental illnesses/disabilities who still manages to be the stupidest person in a room full of people diagnosed with mental illnesses/disabilities and/or a person who is immune to logic/common sense.

Retard: "Get the 4th dose, the first 3 doses of an experimental DNA-altering compound that provide 0 immunity or reduction in transmission isn't enough, the 4th one will protect you because the government said so, trust the government because they never lied or hide anything from the people"

Guy 1: What did that Guy say?
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, he's a retard

Retard by clairvoyant369 July 14, 2022

retard 

those chicago 1949 cops that will arrest you for absolutely no reasons

These retards arrested me for self defence!

retard by waluigi the retarded retard July 17, 2022

Retard baby 

A baby who was conceived because the condom broke and the parents dont give a fuck about the poor kid:(

Nelly: hey is that your retard baby? Dad: yeah ill throw him off the balcony tonight so fuck off. Nelly:bro im calling cps!!!!

Retard baby by Sugon69 July 27, 2022

Retarded bastard 

Probably our much younger siblings or family.
And Jake Paul's fans.

Guy1: My little sister is a Retarded bastard.
Guy2: I did not ask
Guy1: Sorry.

Retarded bastard by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022

Retardation

A diagnosis when someone becomes retarded midway through their life. (Not born Retarded)

Damn nigga, you're gonna give me retardation with all this bullshit coming out of your mouth.

Retardation by ASadnessA August 4, 2022

Retard 

A word that too many people get offended by, come on. As an autistic person myself. I don’t find it offensive at all. So why do other people find it offensive? No matter how you use it, it’s “offensive.”

Example 1:
Person 1: Stop messing around like a retard and pay attention!
Some fucking lesbian 13 year old on tik tok: Hey, that’s offensive. Everybody cancel him!

Example 2:
Person 1: Man, i feel bad for that kid james. It must suck to be retarded.
Another lesbian kid who watches Bluey yet being 14 years old: That’s offensive! Don’t say it again you asshole.

Retard by jblox August 7, 2022