Poop Noodle

The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.

That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023

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scoopity poop

Kanye first said it. Invented it. All credit to him. Used to reference scooping big bombs, so you don't plug your toilet. Thank you Ye!

Had to scoopity poop at your mom's house

by Mike the Professor September 8, 2023

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Evil Poop

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ahh evil poop scarryy

by ihategabe August 15, 2023

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Poop hunter

Poop hunter, a poop hunter is someone who desperately goes all around the world under 24 hours collecting shit from everyone he sees and everyone's toilet. The first poop hunter is located at 552 W 38th St, New York, NY 10018.

Rob: Hey Johnny, how are ya?

Johnny: He...He took my poop...

Rob: Who took your poop exactly?

Johnny: The...The Poop Hunter...

by Articums November 10, 2020

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Moke and Poop

The process of taking a moke/mole from a bong, preferably packed 70% tobacco/30% weed, and having the urgent need to poop before the moke or after. The spins of the moke combined with the dump produce a sort of euphoric feeling.

-Man it's 8 am and we got to class, you're really gonna take a moke now?
- I gotta start my day out right, can't do that without a moke and poop!

by KentKemosabe December 19, 2020

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