Pissing your ass

When you sit at the toilet and your dick is so small that you accidently piss through the gap onto your underwear and then have to wear your piss soaked underwear until you can change them

Make sure to get an erection before you urinates so that you don't start pissing your ass

If you say "Please Stop." one more time, I'm going to piss my own ass

by Diddlemeplz December 30, 2021

Alaskan Butt Piss

When you've been holding your shit for so long, you get explosive diarrhea. Which in turn makes your taint or balls cold as fuck from sitting so long

Alaskan Butt Piss can also be used to describe the amount of toilet paper used which in turn looks like a piss soaked igloo

Alaskan Butt Piss fucking sucks dude, i spent two hours on the gotdamn toilet and i swear my nuts turned into raisins

by specialagent0s0 May 22, 2021

x-men piss

the x-men piss is when two people urinate into a toilet and make an x shaped stream with their urine

gerald and jacob went to the toilet to have an x-men piss it was a great experience.

by bbqchip_sarah March 5, 2021

Pussy Piss Fountain

When a man is on the toilet with an erect penis and you put it in your vagina and he pee’s inside you so that it goes up and then flows out into the toilet like a fountain.

“Last night I was so horny I let him make Pussy Piss Fountain and then just rode him on the toilet”

by PussyPisser November 2, 2020

Jack Harlow's Piss

Mountain Dew Sweet Lightning, the flavor exclusive to KFC.

After doing a partnership with KFC, which included his own meal, it is rumored that the Sweet Lightning flavor is, in fact, Harlow's urine.

A: What is that you're drinking?
B: Some of Jack Harlow's piss.
A: Oh, the one exclusively at KFC? That shit slaps.
B: Yessir

by ultimate chonk October 16, 2022

Radioactive Horse Piss

A rare type of possibly expired diesel fuel, the origins of which are unknown. Typically found in shitty old Fords in Albertan oilfields.

Before we fire this old piece of shit up, we gotta see if she's got any Radioactive Horse Piss in her tank.

by CDRTickledick June 22, 2020

Shower Asparagus Piss

When you pee in a hot, steamy shower after eating asparagus.

My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.

by Kelly the Queef Chief March 6, 2020