penis cruncher

The process in which a penis is eaten

My ex girlfriend was a penis cruncher,she bit it right off

by Fred flawless July 21, 2006

penis hood

Penis Hood. Also Penishood-A group of fellas. A group with no females in it. May include transgenders.

Penis hood. also Penishood- when the fellas get together to watch a game or do some bird doggin. we in the penishood.
also used to describe prison life for men.

by boneyard G November 12, 2013

Yoderism of the penis

Yoderism of the penis is a Disease similar to genital warts. It is a viral infection that causes green blisters that overlie ulcers on the skin or mucosa. if untreated the disease can take hold and cause your penis to shrivel and turn green giving it a yoda like appearance. there is only one know treatment which involves injecting your self with a hypodermic needle in the japs eye (eye of the snake) or directly in the anus this treatment is risky and involves 100% commitment and must be done on the hour every hour for a minimum time frame of 35 yrs. known cases there has been more then 100 known cases across the Brisbane area within the 1yr police are trying to identify the know source of this disease but it has been sourced down between the Paddigton and gap area or though it has also accured in such us states a Pennsylvania. not to much is known about this serious disease but the scientist are currently studying the affects of these diseases and possible cures.

"what the crap factory dude your bellend looks like that little green guy out of star wars" "yeah i gots the Yoderism of the penis"

by Dr. Barry B May 7, 2009

penis booster

A toy which homosexuals attach to their penis (to enlarge), because their male mate has a very high sex drive which they cannot keep up with.

homo 1: C'mon you never give me any action.
homo 2: Its not my fault your a horndog.
homo 1: Well strap on your penis booster then, and lets get this ride goin.

by Kayla Marie January 9, 2006

Penis Sandwich

A penis sandwich. Often containing 'mayonase' or 'cream cheese'.
The oposite would be a nipple sub.

Judith ate some pizza with a penis sandwich

by Chris + Judith December 9, 2008

asian penis

On almost all other academic studies and scientific researches ever undertaken has proven that Asian penises are just as large as Caucasian penises. The average for both are approximately 5.5 to 6 inches. However, Asian men do not stray far from this average, whilst Caucasian men do. For every Caucasian man with a 9-inch penis, there is one with a 3-inch one. And for every Asian with a 7-inch penis, there is one with a 5-inch one. There are more Caucasians with large penises, but there are also more Caucasians with smaller penises, even smaller than those of many Asians. This fact has also been known for a long time, but stereotypes remain widely "accepted."

Hey check out that asian guys' egg roll, now that ain't no spring roll either, but looks like he's packin way more meat and cabbage than I previously thought. Now I know not judge people's penis size by the slant of their eyes. I'm a blond with huge breasts and will strongly consider some asian penis from now on.

by white guy speakin out for the asian half May 23, 2006

Garlic Penis

When one has been cooking in the kitchen using garlic then masterbates later thus making ones penis smell like garlic.

Jessica: Your cock smells like a Garlic Penis, have you been masterbating with garlic again?

Chris: Hell no I don't like fingers in my anus!?

by Delirious Motherfucker July 20, 2010