Crab muffin

When a woman has a big bush and crabs

This bitch issa Crab Muffin

by Nqbbs July 10, 2020

Muffin Butting

Muffin Butting is the act of inserting a muffin into ones rectum before expelling it through a bowel movement.

I spent yesterday Muffin Butting and have been clearing crumbs out of my ass for hours.

by Forth3k4de October 12, 2016

Stud Muffin

an homo attractive male who couldn't give a F**CK about hetero norms of attraction.

Oh look, there goes Guy, a real stud muffin... he's Joel's new boyfriend!!!

by auntiechristus January 28, 2018

Sniggle Muffin

The common mistake for a facebook name including Snuggie Bear.

Hey, Sniggle Muffin, whats up?"... "Whats a Sniggle Muffin?

by NotNoahAtALL June 19, 2011

Muffin

Here's the BadBoyHalo definition

Definition: Replacement for bad words of any calling mainly for the A-word

"Omg Skeppy, You are such a muffin-head"

by GenerationsOfWhat May 10, 2024

cream muffin

Someone who is soft and very feminine

Vro you're a cream muffin

by 🅱️oolteacher April 16, 2021

Muffin

An offensive word to call somebody who is being a jerk.
(Pronounced “Maffin”)

Quit being such a muffin!

by MrMeøw July 21, 2018