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Cool Mom

an extremely cool guy named David, who was born in fjii water.
by SIDTUCKER January 25, 2021
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your mom

the answer to a question that is either, Stupid, or you dont feel like answering often followed by Ohhhhhhhhhhh
x:yuor a jew
y:your moms a jew
z:Ohhhhhhhhhhh

:so what did you do last night
Y:your mom
by bandgeeklmafo November 25, 2006
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Your Mom

1. A delicious object that provides male excitement and joy mainly in the middle body area. See delicious.
2. A main course for thanksgiving dinner.
3. Tonights agenda.
4. Tomorrows agenda.
5. The bearer of a child. They will take care for the child they bear as they have gone through labor to get the child. If not, they will set you up for adoption.
7. No man will/has done her except for your dad.
I had no idea tonight we were going to do chess!
I had no idea tonight we were going to do Your Mom!
by Andy dutQWEqt June 10, 2006
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your mom

Two words that usually point to a mother- probably of the person that is being talked to.
However, it is also an insult- used randomly if you're not paying attention and want onlookers to have a laugh at your opponent's confusion.
"I can play an octave higher than you!"
"Well I can play two notes LOWER than you!"
"...two notes..?"
"Yeah...well...YOUR MOM!"
*looks confused*
onlookersHAHAHA (point and throw rocks)
by carroty queen June 15, 2003
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Your mom

A word used if you cant think of anything else
Guy 1: "Sup bushman"
Guy 2: "Nah shut up your mum"
Guy 1: "What about my mum bitch?"
Guy 2: "Ur mums got a foreskin faggot"
by Your mums foreskin June 25, 2003
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Cello's Mom

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.
Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.
by Rootbeer March 15, 2005
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Yusuf’s mom

A mom who is a dirty Yemeni who likes rim jobs and nobody tells Yusuf because he is and Indian who tells bad jokes that nobody laughs at
Me: Yusuf's mom is such a dirty Yemeni

Friend: I know right

Me: we should ask her for a rim job

Friend:let’s go

Me: nvm Yusuf’s mom is a dirty Yemeni
by Youngdagger dick July 28, 2019
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