Michael Boltons

Can also be abbreviated to “Michaels.” Fake tits. From “Bolt Ons,” a slang term for breast implants.

Check out her Michael Boltons!

by SaintMickS March 29, 2019

Michael's Bedside Tables

Out of all bedside tables it is known that Michael's are the best. There is no contention on this subject. It is fact, written in the sands of time and reflected upon by the Elders of Bedsidetableland.

"Hey, I got some new bedside tables. Do you like them?"
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."

by moochers April 16, 2019

Michael Wayne kurck

a guy that cheats , has side chicks , doesn’t know what love really is , and yet says he loves ppl. He’s kinda dumb /stupid sometimes. Messes up good relationships. His last girlfriend is a fucked up bipolar chick, who thinks she’s super ugly. Good life. Guess so

Michael Wayne kurck- needs to learn how to treat his one and only better

other ppl- definitely

by Vanwinkle April 18, 2019

michael bradley

A lanky lad that fears josh arfa

Josh arfa is beating a kid up, it must be Michael Bradley

by Sewhs April 19, 2019

michael schaan

a guy with a colossal cock, micro balls and a fuck load of foreskin

yo did you see michael schaan in backdoor sluts 9

by the peen splinter8945 September 16, 2019

Michael's army

this is the name for the 5 sos fandom, since googlre and fan accounts didn'tgave me the name for the fandom. So i'm creating a new one, your welcome

i'm the michael's army

by is already taken October 4, 2019

john michael

a white guy from alabama that skates and eats everything. he’s nice sometimes. his brother or sister is a million times hotter than him, but he’s still cute though.

john michael’s a cutie

by younggayone October 6, 2019