by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025
Get the Monstermug. A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.
1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.
2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!
2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!
by justinmiller October 13, 2020
Get the Cum Monstermug. a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies
by because im short May 6, 2022
Get the Cookie monstermug. some shitty pokemon ass collect them all game where you get monsters and make them have sex to make another monster
some kid on tiktok: my singing monsters sounds cool imma post it on tiktok
*it blows up*
homeless man carlos: why the fuck is this kid saying "ham bum bum bum bum" to me while hitting the worst griddy
elsagate creator: my singing monsters epic wubbox eats jalapeno pink sauce plants vs zombies poop
people on the internet: wtf is this retarded shit
*it blows up*
homeless man carlos: why the fuck is this kid saying "ham bum bum bum bum" to me while hitting the worst griddy
elsagate creator: my singing monsters epic wubbox eats jalapeno pink sauce plants vs zombies poop
people on the internet: wtf is this retarded shit
by sharknado102000 August 3, 2023
Get the my singing monstersmug. 
a type of demon that takes away all your guilt and humanity and leaves you with an empty shell.
known as depression or the thoughts in a depressed person mind.
known as depression or the thoughts in a depressed person mind.
she had a monster in her mind but nobody noticed.
the monster left with all her emotions that no one recognized her.
the monster left with all her emotions that no one recognized her.
by Nightshade1066 August 5, 2019
Get the monstermug. buying some monsters from your local corner shop in Britain and going to the closest nature reserve to you and shooting pigeons and drinking your monsters whilst chatting about life.
by MattN36 January 16, 2022
Get the Going nature reserve with some monstersmug.