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urban ass-kissing

when somebody uses urban dictionary to kiss somebody's ass. this is usually done by making a word that vaugely describes a person, kissing ass, then providing that person with a link to the urban dic page. then they can pretend they didnt make it, or use it as a bullshit excuse to get in to somebody's pants.

urban ass-kissing can be reversed by urban ass-kicking, wich is pretty much the opposite, and can be used for breakups, and facebook wars
nerd: o hai guess what i found a definition that matches our relationship!
chick: what relationship? (looks at definition) oh thats so sweet. lets have sex!
nerd: Giggity Im so good at urban ass-kissing!
by anoncatlawlzftw March 22, 2010
mugGet the urban ass-kissingmug.

kissed by james charles

Once you're kissed by James Charles, you have to undo the curse by turning whatever that thumbs up thing is to blue
"You've been kissed by James Charles

Like to undo

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by Shitfaced Shistar August 6, 2019
mugGet the kissed by james charlesmug.

bag of hershey kisses

the street word for "blow job"

just so your parents don't find out what you're talking about
"yo when's your girl giving you that bag of hershey kisses
by the big chill March 5, 2005
mugGet the bag of hershey kissesmug.

Kiss my ass!

A Phrase mainly used by foreigners to show their appreciation for their family and friends
Mom: Hey Sven, I love you
Sven: Kiss my ass!
by FertileOrphans January 17, 2022
mugGet the Kiss my ass!mug.

kiss my grits

to kiss one's grits (grits are located between the toes); a saying that means something like kiss my ass, but more old-fashioned
Amanda: yer a dork
Jason: kiss my grits
by Amandoid March 6, 2004
mugGet the kiss my gritsmug.

strawberry milkshake kiss

It is when a women is on her period and the man lick her out and she has sperm in her mouth and they kiss
by gopnic November 30, 2017
mugGet the strawberry milkshake kissmug.

hershey kiss

Fecal matter that has been expelled from the anus, then squeezed off. The protruding end flares against the underwear and thus creates a distinct hershey kiss shaped piece of shit.
Amanda: "I just squeezed off another hershey kiss."

Jon: "Girls don't actually shit or fart, do they?"
by DrMullet February 16, 2004
mugGet the hershey kissmug.

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