Brain

A fucking little piece of shit that makes your body work. It’s good for that and that’s it. Because then it decides let’s have the same fucking dream three days in a row and have be about a shit ass girl at school. It decides ok this happened let’s think about that for the next 4 years.

My brain is so annoying

by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 24, 2018

Brain

SOMETHING MY FRIEND DOESNT HAVE

Matt: let your fingertips guide you through youtube
Me: I DONT USE MY FINGERTIPS I USE MY FUCKING BRAIN
Matt: ...Whats a braaain?
Me: OH MY FU- im putting this on urban dictionary

by Kyouko :3 November 30, 2019

brain

brain:something you clearly dont have a brain if your searching up brain

jack:yo how do you write russia
thomas: R U S S I A
jack: thanks! man
thomas:*whispers* u need to get a brain

by yourmumisgay11 April 24, 2021

Brain

A shortened form of "Braindead," commonly used when something braindead happens, or someone is being braindead.

Friend 1: *does something retarded*

Friend 2: "Shut the fuck up you are so brain!"

by TheHayBale October 15, 2020

brain

Something you lack if you have to type it on this website.

You don't have a brain

by 2Kewl4u March 01, 2015

Brain

The good succ

Man I just want some brain, you know

by The Yocker July 10, 2017

Brain

Something Donald Trump doesn't have.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.

Person A: Hey, Person B, do you know anyone who has a brain?
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.

by Grabacr January 28, 2022