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I'm a narcissist

Conservatives are using student activist plants now.
Hym "Isn't it weird how conservatives only ever engage with the most emotional and least articulate proponents of the countervailing ideology? The 'I'm a narcissist' guy for example... Seemed fake. Looked fake. And Kirk argues against a pretty substantially nerfed strawman of an argument I made."
by Hym Iam January 29, 2024
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I'm sorry

You say this to your friends when you are about to kill them
Friend: why do you have a knife in your hand?
You: I'm sorry but I want to kill you
Friend: Please don't, why would you do this?
You: I don't know I just feel like doing it because why not
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IT AIN'T ME I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N

When somebody calls you A NAME and you are never referred to NAME.

Someone who did the opposite in a song due to their serious H0M0PH0BIA.

It's an ACTUARIAL CHANGE where not even N0B0DY IS INV0LVED.
Listen you have to realize 'that name you said, " IT AIN'T ME, I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N.

Listen I admit openly I INDULGE IN MY 0WN ANAT0MY RECTUM ST0REH0USE GRAVITATI0NAL 0UT 0F B0WEL SHIT RECLYCLING as the , I HATE T0 SING A S0NG , J0HN F0GERTY AND CCR you just really messed up , as it should have been sang as being proud of your KINKY H0M0SEXUALITY , as now listen up, "IT AIN'T ME, I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N, IT AIN'T ME , I'M THE. F0RTUNATE S0N".

Dynamically speaking, "AIN'T WAS A VIOLATI0N 0F GRAMNATCAL USAGE and when it came into vogue culture commonly said usage as you will see later is patently acceptable, as , "I NEED SCOTCH TAPE. S0 I CAN XER0X THIS (CRAP)PY PH0T0STATIC D0CUMENT and the problem is UPPER ALPHABET C0UNTRY IS SINGING , " IT AIN'T ME I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N , and with that said , " ST0P SAYING , "you are going to have to "G00GLE IT" , would that be "MICHAEL KORS , as G00FLE AR0UND , which is a very small partial derivative of A C0MPLETE M0N0P0LY done the correct way.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER September 22, 2022
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Explain like I'm 5

Typically used on Reddit or AI language models like ChatGPT, this phrase is used wjem tje uiser would like something explained in an extremely simple and easy-to-understand way.
User: "Explain like I'm 5, what is the difference between a motherboard and a CPU?"
ChatGPT: "The motherboard is the robot's body with roads, and the CPU is the robot's brain that tells it how to move and think. They work together to make the robot work, just like in a computer!"
by WaterSpace September 29, 2023
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I'm so wavy

The saying "I'm so wavy" was made famous by Ty Dolla Sign's song 'Wavy'.
Saying "I'm so wavy" or saying that someone else is "wavy" means that they or you are "cool", "fresh" or "fancy". (Like me)
Damn, Fabi is so wavy. I'm so wavy, so we should hook up!
by FabDabster <3 October 26, 2016
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I'm so fucking bored

When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.
Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)
by boreddude99 April 7, 2023
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A general term or sentence for when you are shocked and angry and need a slang for a comeback. Could have differing meanings based on situations used.
"If you don't stop being cruel, I'm going to boogidy your woogidy inside of your toogidy!"
by SillyLittleSlangTerms April 4, 2025
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