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Hot-Steamer

Micorwaving the jizz in the condom, and when you're finished you smack your partner in the face with it just hard enough to make it break.. causing scorching of the face.
Last night I burned your mothers face with my Hot-Steamer.
by Chelle n Tony March 27, 2005
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hot sauce

what comes out when a mexican ejaculates
man that beaner was full of hot sauce!
by james harper January 12, 2008
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Hot Sauce

Someone who adds unwanted spice to a situation.
We were just chillin in the club and then Neil came and hit that guy in the face for no reason. That kid's hot sauce."

"Oh great, here comes hot sauce."
by Dan Sharfin December 28, 2005
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hot mike

A Hot Mike is when an anus is pressed against a vagina while the anus expels diarrhea.
Jenni wanted me to give her a Hot Mike, but I'm not into feces and sex.
by Brownson Pincheau January 7, 2005
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Hot Coffee

Used to convey a sense of urgency, when cuttting through crowds of people. Gives the surrounding people thoughts of pain from being burned by a hot beverage.
"HOT COFFEE! COMING THROUGH!" shouted the woman as she made her way through the sea of spectators.
by subliminalistic September 14, 2005
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hot cap

Hot Cap: intensely focused oral sex involving swirling tongue motion.

Male version: An especially delicious form of fellatio which DOES NOT involve deep throating, but rather completely covering the head of the penis with the mouth and then engaging the tongue in alternate swirling motions of a clockwise and counter clockwise nature. The hands, meanwhile stroke the shaft of the penis and fondle the testicles--working the recipient into and explosive frenzy.

Female version: An especially delicious form of cunnilingus which involves completely covering clitoris with pursed lips and engaging a gentle suction while the tongue moves in alternate swirling motions of a clockwise and counter clockwise nature. The hands are free to stroke the hips, thighs and buttocks--working the recipient into and explosive frenzy.

Used in the Midwest especially in Chicago among African Americans.
1) JIM: Goodnight Stephanie, I was wondering if I could maybe come up for a night cap?
STEPHANIE: Well Jim, I'm actually trying to cut down on my drinking, so I wouldn't want to fall off the wagon.
JIM: Damn! Okay, it's just that the night is so young. I really didn't want it to end.
STEPHANIE: Well... how about coming up for a little HOT CAP?
JIM: Hell yes! C'mon!

2) When Stephanie finished the HOT CAP, Jim slumped sideways, blubbering, mumbling and gibbering incoherently, as she wiped the nut off of her chin, neck and tits with a small white towel.

3) Stephanie raised her hips, clenching and unclenching her buttocks, a sure sign that the HOT CAP she was receiving from Jim was about to pay off with a happy ending.

4) Jim to his best friend the next day: Yo G! I gave her the rap and she gave me HOT CAP!
by Eric JW October 6, 2006
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Hot Carl

The act of putting seran wrap over someone's (or your own) mouth and then defecating onto the seran wrap. I would like to point out that a previous post claiming that "nearly everyone else is wrong" was correct except for one thing. He mentioned a rusty trombone being the act of going ass to mouth. A rusty trombone is eating out the asshole of a dude while whacking him off from the other side, giving the sound of a *bllpp blaap bllp."
"They call him Dan, but his real name should be Hot Carl."
"Why is that?"
"Because that's what he pays all the hookers to do to him."
"That's sad."
"No, that's fucking hot!"
by theslish March 7, 2010
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