Ghetto Root

A hostile black person.

Oh no that Ghetto Root is throwing a temper.
There's a Ghetto Root swearing, throwing up gang signs, and taking his shirt off in the parking lot.
That Ghetto Root claps Everytime he talks.

by Red Android June 12, 2018

ghetto props

The act of giving ironical respect to an 'uncool' person attempting to be 'hip' or 'down with the kids'

Newsreader: That song is really 'groovy'
Me: She gets mad ghetto props for that

by lost_rob March 10, 2007

Ghetto

Joe

That’s so ghetto!

by moskus1 January 7, 2020

Ghetto Diamond

A black girls asshole.

Rihanna's ghetto diamond is in the light.

by Dr. Janky August 7, 2014

Ghetto lunch

Having lunch together with loved ones, through not physically eating next to them.

Can we have ghetto lunch?

by Poogom July 1, 2018

ghetto binding

A method of binding volumes of documents whereby the binder staples the document lengthwise in three places on the left side of the page (i.e. top, middle, and bottom) and then wraps the entire left side of the document volume, front to back, with electrical tape, covering up the staples and creating a crude binding.

Uh oh, these appellate briefs need to be in the court's hands in Albany no later than tomorrow, FedEx Office is telling me they won't finish binding them by the final pickup time tonight for overnight delivery, and the court will reject the entire appeal if they are not bound according to its uptight rules. what do I do?

You should consider ghetto binding that shit, counsel!

by Alan Doucheowitz May 13, 2017

Ghetto Udon

Ghetto Udon is a recipe (presumably american) made by blending pasta (preferrably spaghetti) into fine powder first, then mixing it with eggs to form a dough. Said dough must be formed into a (preferrably pizza sized) circle (to anger the old gods of italy even more and putting a curse on your whole family for the next 15 generations), then cut into thick slices resembling japanese udon noodles (thus making them all have different size, this is important). These are then boiled in hot water and topped with tomato sauce and cheese (or any other sauce of your choosing, you monster)

I was fucked up high and made ghetto udon for my homies on evening. Even my best and most toelerant homies got all "Momma Mia" and startet beating the crap out of me - they made me swear never to repeat that thing ever again.

by Wermutstropfer July 12, 2023