fake svelte

Un-svelte, obese, grossly overweight

Donald Trump on a golf course with his shirt tucked into his pants is fake svelte man!

by Mr Mystereious July 4, 2024

facey

(adj)

A word commonly used at UF that means that a person is seen everywhere. Not necessarily popular but just a person who you always see out and about and who everyone seems to know. A place can also be facey; you see a lot of people you know whenever you go there.

Jake is so facey he is on Jessica's floor and is a three points promoter and he's in my calc class.

Turlington is so facey I can't be seen there looking like this.

by UF Gators July 17, 2024

fake degree

A tertiary qualification that aims to teach things that one would probably be better off learning outside of a university.

Someone: Hey bro, I want to major in entrepreneurship.

Someone’s friend: That’s a fake degree bro, your professor drives a Fiat Multipla. Why don’t you just start a business instead?

by GEGEEZI July 18, 2024

Fake Tower

A more sophisticated and derogatory term for a transgender individual who transitions towards the opposite sex

“The fake tower is back at it again"

"What a fake tower"

by Eltronin July 21, 2024

Fakecel

Valiant

Nicolas: hey, waar is Valiant?
Kaylen: oh die Fakecel is momenteel minecraft aan het spelen.

Daniël: ookal is hij een fakecel is valiant wel een goede gast

by Bergoglio August 14, 2024

Fake friend

Denis literally being fake by going to watch harry potter instead of coming to JT to talk with me

Denis ur a fake friend

by Micgaek leal May 7, 2024

fakejoshi

someone who pretends to be a fujoshi because they think its funny or trendy. they talk about how much they love toxic doomed yaoi and old man yaoi but in reality they've never even opened mangago

"shes such a fakejoshi. she cant even name 10 yaois"

by pisskinker69 May 13, 2024