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Tall Asian from korea with mushroom haircut. clueless. playes clash royale even though its outdated...
Likes big men.
Ethan by Ethanmom February 26, 2024

Ethan Herbst 

1: Easiest of pickings
2: Only minor on earth to have a mining operation going on, on his chest.
1: Ethan Herbst is easy pickings
2: Ethan has a quarry sized hole on his chest
Ethan Herbst by The Baxter March 4, 2024

Ethan Hamby 

Ethan Hamby is the leader of the Boerne Bam Boys (BBB) he wants to be a deer cowboy really bad but he is always on vacation.
Ethan Hamby doesn’t actually work he just says he does, must be nice
Ethan Hamby by BBB ANONYMOUS March 7, 2024
What you call a certain type of friend, even and especially if their name isn't Ethan. That really epic super close friend who seems to always have your back, and always have the perfect advice. They are secretly pulling the strings, orchestrating the perfect solution to whatever problem you're dealing with. Will always listen to what you have to say, and will always brighten the situation with a great joke. Everyone needs an Ethan.
Get yourself an Ethan.
Ethan by demonic-ducks March 10, 2024
Being "Ethan" is equal to being underdeveloped in the frontal cortex.
Guy1: You're so ethan
Guy2: inki pinki ponki
Ethan by Kjydlonge March 11, 2024