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Donkey punch

A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy
"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"
by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021
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poop donkeys

a pet donkey made of poop
poop donkeys make great pets, you can play with them, they're great for skin and hair
by natchbait June 6, 2011
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Donkey Nutron

It is a meme about a fusion of donkey kong and Jimmy Neutron, commonly paired with Shreck Wizowski as a who would win meme
Person 1: who would win, Donkey Nutron or, Shreck Wizoowski?
Person 2: Donkey Nutron of course.
by BasiclyMichaelMell February 10, 2020
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FLYING DONKEY

A special, rare species that Legends may only see, Or use to interrupt someone about to explain an idea
"Ayo bro, so I have this idea" -let me guess a FLYING DONKEY neh...
by Japanese Travis Scott April 25, 2021
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fog donkey

An honest person in a room full of fools.
Name is a real fog donkey, they always tell the truth even when everyone else thinks something else is happening.
by Kollies October 4, 2022
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Donkey Bubble

When a girl goes underwater and blows a bubble in your butt hole right before you fart and sucks in the fart
Jill gave me a great donkey bubble in the hot tub.
by SpaceyKevin September 15, 2022
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yard donkey

A helpless dirtleg , side twisted puddle slit. A low down dirt ratchet.
by Amandhugnkiss February 8, 2017
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