call maria

the only reason why you would be searching this isโ€ฆ.
a: you have seen those retched health videos about cpr

b: you are the class of 2022 at tws
by lmaoig April 13, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents ๐Ÿ: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
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Call bitch

Bitch who makes all the calls.
by twatterextrodinaire August 30, 2018
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call in dick

When a woman has a night of too much lovin' and can't make it to work the next morning.
"Hey, I didn't see you at work yesterday"

"I know, I went out with my new boyfriend and had to call in dick"
by fishboy123 July 22, 2013
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Called

Hey, I would have called but... You wouldn't have believed me, you would have deflected to peripheral issues that do not, will not, nor will I ever care about. You would have striped me of my rights"
A literal retard "But do you condone educational-rape? She like educational-rape!"

Iam "Do you see why I don't have a girlfriend yet or do you not get my point here?"

Hym "Yeah, no, it needs to be done my way or the problem won't be solved. I would have called but, really... What would you have done then that you can't do now?"
by Hym Iam March 05, 2024
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