early apples

when a girl grows breasts before reaching puberty or the age of consent. or when a girl grows breasts at an early age.

hey, look at that girl; she seems growing early apples.

by mehmood malik October 20, 2007

Neø Apple Lordism

From the depths of a crumbling Empire, and a horrible failed infiltration of the student government. The Apple Lord left his followers for High School, and a New Government was established in it's place. Now Being known as " The Neø Apple Council of Higher Value". With Extreme plans to stage a student government coup, and take control of their school. It started catching on and now has a seat at the United Nations. They also have a dope ass anthem.

A Term coined by students with nothing better to do with their lives.
"Boy I Love Neø Apple Lordism"

by Third Apple Council Member August 17, 2021

saucy apples

Alasters Personal dildo

Alaster loves to fuck saucy apples he shoves one up his concave every day

by PBCU SAUCY APPLESSS September 21, 2015

Apple

When you lick them and u don't realise they start to turn green and red and then your dad is in labour and your mom is down the drain and then your orange

Ally - time to apple u momma
Mortimer - no u youngester

by Scribscrab May 30, 2021

Apple

A tech giant which over charges its customers and does not even produce quality products. I advise never to buy from them and to go to other companies instead. I recommend 'Samsung'.

Yeah... I never buy from Apple. I use Samsung.

by Tree3938 December 22, 2018

Alice Green Apple Gummy

Have you tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before, or would this be your first time?

If yes: “Yeah, I’ve tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before — I liked the flavor and the effects were pretty smooth.”

If no: “Nope, this would be my first time trying it, so I’m curious to see how it feels.”

If unsure: “I haven’t tried this specific one yet, but I’ve had similar gummies before.”

by aliyna August 27, 2025

Apple

1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.

2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.

3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.

Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.

by MyMomsVagina April 18, 2018