Max

A Max is a man that is awesome at football. He has the coolest name in the universe. He has many friends and makes everyone laugh. There are usually two types of max one very fat but strong and handsome but is emo. The other one is also fat but not as bad also strong and handsome.

Holy moly mother cow is that max, he's on fire today.

by Dr. Blue:D March 19, 2017

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Max

A guy with the biggest fucking dick in the world 8===============================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================D

Max has the biggest 8=============================D in the world

by NiggaBalls69420 March 14, 2024

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pulling a max

Always eating in the middle of class, especially chips or any loud food.

"Whats that noise from the back of the class" "dang it, is he pulling a max again."

by bagled April 13, 2021

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Max

Max is one of those kids with a Magnum dong and is completely aware of it. Just like Danny's, Max carries around his monster condom and he is the most amazing kid. He has the traits of a saggitarius and he lives Brooklyn 99. If anyone gets in his way, Max will punish them. Usually cock and ball torture. No cap.

Woah! Who's monster condom is that?

Let's go all Max. He'll definitely know. It's probably his.

by Ppinmybum69 April 7, 2020

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Max Doefoe

Max isn’t just “the biggest.” He’s strong, confident, and kind, but don’t let that fool you. He’ll steal your heart, make you feel safe, and then hit you with love like you’ve never known. Someone who’s fun, addictive, and leaves you wanting more… basically, a Max is pure trouble, and you’ll love every second of it. Love you Doefoe

You think you know what love is? Then you haven’t met Max yet.
He is the best thing that happened to me. I'm in love with Max.

Max Doefoe <3

by borntobealiveisnietvandevp October 21, 2025

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