David

He is a jackass who likes anal and like uwu bitch. He also watches step mom porn. He is the biggest pussy you will ever meet.

David: I love my gf
"breaks up with her"
David: She wouldn't fuck me in my ass saying uwu

by iclicrikatlttktduii October 27, 2022

Pull a David

When someone accosts a neighbour for cooking purposes at unreasonable hours

Old mate across the road had to pull a David and tried to get potatoes off me at 3am.

by Golp June 12, 2018

DAVID VEAL

A geneticist who roams the area of Bristol (UK), also the single most powerful force the universe has ever seen with the ability to lyse every cell within 50 metres just by sneezing.

Man I got lucky yesterday DAVID VEAL sneezed on me, cured that growth on my arm

by Fuchsie October 18, 2012

david

someone who wants ice cream from his dad, and loses his ball, and runs on the road, and a car hits him, and his name is david, david, his name is david

MY NAME IS DAVID, DAD I WANT SOME ICE CREAM, DAVID, THAT IS MY NAME, DAVID, I WANT ANOTHER, DAVID, WHERE IS MY BALL? I'M RUNNING OUT ON THE ROAD. THERE IS A CAR, AND IT IS GOING TO HIT ME AHHHH

by Ꭼdwin March 27, 2025

David

Bobo

Pre, tumigil ka na kakasearch ng name mo, David.

by Boo rat November 23, 2021

DAVID-19

The illness spread from guys named David that causes them to have a very bad cough, anger issues and to hate guitar players named Eli. May also become terrible pickleball players as a result.

My buddy got DAVID-19. He is absolutely insufferable and won’t stop coughing!

by JimmyMac9 June 7, 2024

david

a little brainrotted twat

i would lik to split davids asshole open

by krillabis April 7, 2025