Vagina feelings

Vagina feelings are the ultimate horniness of a woman. She isn’t sure whether she has real feelings for someone or is just horny. It’s basically like having an invisible boner.

„I‘m not sure if I like him/her/... or it’s just my vagina feelings“

by Jules92 June 5, 2019

Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.

Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!

by titarrot June 6, 2019

Spicy Vagina

When your fucking vagina gets too hot to touch. Get a damn doctor if this happens to you.

Oh, shit! My spicy vagina hurts!

by 00shocker00 June 20, 2019

hippy vagina

a girl who is an obvious hippy and doesn't take care of her vagina

damnnnnn, this hippy girl I had over last night was mad fine, until I found out that she had a rare case of hippy vagina!

by wavymaj September 24, 2019

Lasso vagina

When a women’s hair falls out of her head and on to her labia and starts to form a hairball that wraps around the labia like a lasso and suffocates the labia

She came into the emergency room with a bad case of lasso vagina

by Blake Snyder October 1, 2019

Pooey Vagina

1. This is a more offensive way to say "Shit Cunt".

2. Politically that correct way to say "Shit Cunt".

I don't know why my mum has to be such a Pooey Vagina all the time

Why are you being a Pooey Vagina

Fuck off you Pooey Vagina

by Samboidy October 11, 2019

The Side-Vagina

A large pocket of fat resembling roast beef that resides in close proximity to the vagina. This is located only on the female, occuring in 1 to 100,000,000 people. Some may experience chronic Flatulence, diarrhea, vomiting, and headaches. One major symptom that most experience is a large amount of photography.

I need to take a long shower to cleanse The side-vagina and to prevent further photography

by Whale Anus August 11, 2019