I have been trapped in this basement for 30 years, I'm dying, there are no more rats for me to kill. My body is eating itself I am writing for the hope someone sees this and gets me out of this basement I am dying
I'm trapped and I have been trying to get out for 15 years I am hoping and praying for God to let me out pray for me whoever sees this I am no longer able to drink my pee I am dying I ran out of food 5 days ago
by Imbored9876 September 27, 2023
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When a bearded man is going down on a questionable street professional and her crabs get infested into his beard
He had to shave his beard off after get caught in the Alabama Crab Trap last week
by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021
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happy trap friday, yall better get hangry!
by werndawg April 28, 2022
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To be pyscidellicly in tuned with god and produce lucid dreaming and to fall victim of waking up stunned.
#1 dude "Yo man I just ate my whole trap plate"#2 dude "yo you shouldn't eat that bro"
by G swing August 5, 2015
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Freeze your log of poop and place each end in the mouth of 2 people while they are asleep then tape their heads together forcing them to wake up deepthroating your log.
"good damn I taped bigK and littleG's heads into a Waiau Throat Trap last night, they depthroated the shit out of my Log".
by Degcrerson March 29, 2019
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When you cum starting on a partners eyebrow(s) and then string it over a closed eyelid. It closes the eyelid and opening said eyelid(s) looks like a creature trying to escape from a glue trap.
Joanna was giving me head, and I pulled out and gave her ye ol' glue trap. She had a hard time opening her left eye.
by Mcgwicko December 27, 2021
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