Toe

A bald-headed man. The bottom of a human foot (e.g. toe) is one of the few places on the human body that hair does not grow. Given this fact, it is logical to describe a bald man as being toe-like.

"Did you see Tara's boyfriend? He's bald! I can't believe she's dating a toe."

by BenTheToe September 13, 2022

Toe-Toe Bombed

When someone shares a photo, but hasn’t realised they’ve caught their toes in the shot!

Lovely picture of your cats mate, but sort those manky toes out!

Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!

by VonC September 18, 2021

crust toe boog web

crusty toe booger spider web, but shortened

me: i ate a mosquito
friend: WHAT
me: yum
friend: what did it taste like
me: taste like crust toe boog web
friend: broo gimme some that sounds yummy

by fish in a bucket September 14, 2020

hamel-toe

crotch cleavage, on a woman. Similar to a camel-toe but on a man

that man had on a pair of extra tight jeans showing off his hamel-toe to the world

by kl;kasd fsldslkj lsk dj December 12, 2018

toe karma

when something good happens to you, then your toe starts to hurt. it's the way the universe evens things out.

person 1- i got a new car, now my toe hurts
person 2- sounds like toe karma

by thatonethere April 11, 2021

Shrek Toes

Feet resembling those of Shrek. Or Katie Robinson

Wow Katie has massive Shrek toes

by LozzTinG January 26, 2015

Juicy toes

Wet or moist yummy toes that females are attracted too. Go to the bar with your feet out and slather some vodka on it *wink
They will be all over you

Look at that hunk, he has JUICY TOES!

by IceSpice212 June 10, 2023