1: Rule #8 doesn't exist. That's rule #9
2: But rule#8 says that rule #9 is incorrect
universe: *explodes*
2: But rule#8 says that rule #9 is incorrect
universe: *explodes*
by Officialmuffinman June 7, 2018
Get the Rule #8mug. The absolute 100% accurate observation that anyone wearing a hat, any head covering by definition, while operating a motor vehicle is a horrible driver and is within moments of doing some stupid, dangerous, inconsiderate or a combination of.... Within moments.
A hat within this definition is literally any head covering, from caps to wigs to turbans, yalmulkas, tupees, hoodie, literally anything.
This rule was first observed by Nemat B who passed it to his daughter who passed it on to me as a teenager. C. 1987
A hat within this definition is literally any head covering, from caps to wigs to turbans, yalmulkas, tupees, hoodie, literally anything.
This rule was first observed by Nemat B who passed it to his daughter who passed it on to me as a teenager. C. 1987
by The Goochie April 22, 2022
Get the The Hat Rulemug. 
a rule stating that if you are more than 3 rivers away from the person you are dating then all faithfulness to your significant other is null and void. Synonymous with 50 mile rule.
Joe did not feel bad about cheating on his girlfriend because he knew he was covered under the 3 river rule.
by inspire_d March 12, 2004
Get the 3 river rulemug. 1) First rules of // you do not talk about //.
2) When in doubt, it's minor.
2.5) Minors do not exist (refer to rule 3)
3) When you think it's minor, it's major
4) When it's diminished, you know that world is over.
5) Do NOT socialize with the principal during // mod
5.1) The principal does not exist
5.2) // mod does not exist
5.3) The limit does not exist
6) No mean girls references allowed in //
7) When it beeps you always haul it back
8) Everything is written in code
8.1) Figured bass symbols
9) You do not speak of those who do not exist
9.1) The adorable // player behind us does not exist
9.2) You do not talk near/about/to the non-existent.
10) I just had sex with the Jonas Brothers on Friday Friday Friday.
11) Always go for the younger one.
11.1) Usually the infant is best
11.12) In the nonexistent // world, sex with infants is practical and acceptable.
12) Coffee from the teacher's lounge (which does not exist) is better black.
12.1) Once you're black you can't go back.
13) //, which we do not speak of, is best taught by the black.
13.1) No racial.
13.2) Fiery black men apparently like to watch a lot of porn.
13.21) Never pick up a black man's sweatshirt.
13.211)or look on his computer
13.2111) ever.
13.3) Theory does not exist
13.31) Second rule of theory, Always talk about theory.
2) When in doubt, it's minor.
2.5) Minors do not exist (refer to rule 3)
3) When you think it's minor, it's major
4) When it's diminished, you know that world is over.
5) Do NOT socialize with the principal during // mod
5.1) The principal does not exist
5.2) // mod does not exist
5.3) The limit does not exist
6) No mean girls references allowed in //
7) When it beeps you always haul it back
8) Everything is written in code
8.1) Figured bass symbols
9) You do not speak of those who do not exist
9.1) The adorable // player behind us does not exist
9.2) You do not talk near/about/to the non-existent.
10) I just had sex with the Jonas Brothers on Friday Friday Friday.
11) Always go for the younger one.
11.1) Usually the infant is best
11.12) In the nonexistent // world, sex with infants is practical and acceptable.
12) Coffee from the teacher's lounge (which does not exist) is better black.
12.1) Once you're black you can't go back.
13) //, which we do not speak of, is best taught by the black.
13.1) No racial.
13.2) Fiery black men apparently like to watch a lot of porn.
13.21) Never pick up a black man's sweatshirt.
13.211)or look on his computer
13.2111) ever.
13.3) Theory does not exist
13.31) Second rule of theory, Always talk about theory.
My car just broke down, and I was going to use the power of music to fix it. One problem, do I use minor or major? I don't understand the Rules of music theory!!
by The nonexistent BS May 17, 2011
Get the Rules of music theorymug. The Sex Generation Rule is unwriten law stating that when telling a dirty joke you can cross sexes or you can cross a generation but you can't cross both.
by Sid Barrett September 2, 2007
Get the Sex-Generation Rulemug. Rule 25, Is a old Rule that has been passed down for a long time. It is when someone wrecks or breaks things, in a ancient weed smoking burial ground. The punishment for this is : All weed, mushrooms, alcahol, go to steven,: and dan must pay
by Eric September 22, 2004
Get the Rule 25mug.