the pluto jenkins 

the pluto jenkins is an otherworldy phenomenon that only happens once every 200 years. it only happens to a select few individuals. individuals that catche the pluto jenkins often feel as if they have new found super-powers such as: ability to fly, x-ray vision, the ability to rap very fast, and speak alien.

homie 1: "dude, i think i caught the pluto jenkins"
homie 2: "dude, no way"
homie 1: "yeah dude, i think i can fly now."
homie 2: "yeah you should try"

the pluto jenkins by dolla10gs2 November 22, 2007

the michael jones 

A drink were you eat 12 lava cakes then give a friend a dirty Sanchez with the chocolate and then chase it with everclear

Right after he took the Michael Jones he threw up for hours

the michael jones by zon72 November 2, 2013

The Scary Jokes 

The Scary Jokes is a synthpop musician from New Jersey! Their music is super interesting and cool and quite often gay✨

Me: have you heard of The Scary Jokes?
Person: oh yeah! i love that band
Me: here's a ring, marry me

The Scary Jokes by floralprinting June 17, 2021

the mighty jingles 

The gnomish overlord who runs the salt mines.

You'd better get back to work, or the mighty jingles is gonna beat you again.

the mighty jingles by elmateo7 February 12, 2018

The Dirty Joel

The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.

Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted

The Dirty Joel by Meatman121 September 4, 2019

Eat the crust Jimmy

When Jimmy wont eat the crust.

Person 1: Eat the crust Jimmy
Jimmy: No

Eat the crust Jimmy by Normienolan April 2, 2019

The Bruce Jenner 

While your partner is holding your penis you punch them in the face giving them an adrenaline rush causing them to squeeze your willy with super human strength resulting in extreme genital mutilation

if you're looking for new ways to spice up your sex life I don't recommend The Bruce Jenner

The Bruce Jenner by Shitcakedasshairs July 1, 2016