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Michael

A sassy man who knows no bounds. A well educated white man who happens to act a bit gay but somehow has a girlfriend. Weirdly good at video games. Again very sassy. Is most likely a Taurus born on May 16. The closer to May 16th the sassier
Michael just told me too bad when i said my mother died, he's so sassy!
by gh0stquartz_ May 19, 2023
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Michael chambers

by Matknee2020 February 5, 2019
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Michael

He has a undeniably massive absolutely slangin fat juicy cock and if you deny it you’re lying to yourself and everyone around you and you know it
“Damn Michael has big fat cock, I’m so jealous.”
by Good soup November 21, 2021
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michael christman

1.) Feeler
2.) Synonym of headass
3.) A gold ranked player that mains Junkrat and Roadhog in Overwatch and sometimes chooses to play Torbjorn when he feels like being a real scumbag.

4.) Member of LTA's 2018 senior class who is a Packers fan that hates the Patriots and Seahawks and roasts anybody who likes either of these teams. He also doesn't like League of Legends.
Jeremy: That michael christman is such a gay feeler. Am I right, Chris?
Chris: Yeah, he should just go back to making out with his fictional waifu, Tracer.
by TheGayFeeler1999 May 6, 2018
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michael hallbach

Trifling man whore; a man who likes to have car dates with hookers, who lies about everything, even things he doesn't have to lie about, who flirts with and sleeps with many women even while in a relationship, who constantly yells and complains about his life falling apart because of the choices he's made in his life. He has no remorse.
Wow, did you hear about that Michael Hallbach guy that Sally was with? He did her dirty. She didn't deserve that.
by Not_my_circus March 19, 2025
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Michael Jackson’d

To be sucked off so hard by an Asian guy that you become white from the waist down.
by Jeffacake23 June 12, 2025
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michael mckenzie

A man who is very mean and nice at the same time. He usualy loses hif girlfreind in less than a year to someone younger than him
Michael mckenzie lost his girlfreibd in 5 months
by _._Unknown_._ March 29, 2017
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