Socks

Who the fuck searches socks on this site you dumb fuck.

Katie searched 'socks' on Urbandictionary.com. She is a dumb fuck

by Gertrude Fumbleman October 27, 2014

Hot Dog Sock

A weird way to say condom.
To use a sock to cover the ejac when masturbating.

"Hold on Jenny, I need my Hot Dog Sock."

"I'm about to blow, better grab the Hot Dog Sock."

by Crackin Jackin September 17, 2018

matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016

socks over sweats

When people pull their socks over their sweatpants thus creating socks over sweats. People like this tend to have large penises

Did you see Kyle today, he had his socks over sweats

by BigDarrel May 29, 2020

Fifi sock

Rubber glove, preferably not used, usually lubed inside a tube sock for deep release especially in jail.

Bro don’t use my fifi sock again or else.

by Deepration April 10, 2023

Shoe-Sock-Foot

the Hungarian version of Rock-Paper-Scissors. Shoe covers sock. Sock covers foot. Foot stinks up shoe.

The kids wanted to play "I Love Lucy", so first they played Shoe-Sock-Foot to see who had to be Ethel.

by Tank Miller April 24, 2024

Wet sock

Panties after squirting at a friends house

I had a wet sock when my cousin’s friend entered the room

by Rhoknows October 1, 2021