a show-er

Someone whos cock is big while soft and doesn't grow much as it gets hard

Dude: "Its big right?"
Bitch: "Oh my god yeah it is!"
-After an arousing moment
Bitch: "It only grew an inch"
Dude: "Yeah I know im what we call, a show-er"

by J Man #1 November 22, 2009

shover

a homosexual man who enjoys the company of other males

Steve: I went to the Social last night, it were rubbish. It was just me, Jimmy Two Feet and a couple of shovers.

Mark: How d'you know they were shovers?

Steve: They just were.

by banjo string July 1, 2006

showertime

Time for jacking off

Dude, that bitch was so hot, its showertime

by Guerilla Kamikaze November 11, 2006

200 dudes, 4 showers

A loose term used to describe prison life. Used sarcastically like: WTF, how do you think prison life was.

Q: Dude, how was the pen?

A: 200 dudes, 4 showers

by rscowboy June 25, 2010

shoker

A man with a big dick who will steal your girl and fuck her

This is a last name shoker/shocker

by The god of sedition October 17, 2020

Selectively Shomer

A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.

Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.

My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.

-or-

Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer

Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe

Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?

Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!

by @sarahbellaweasley December 29, 2019

Showering Orangutans

Term for a pair of cheap, dirty shoes. Also can be shortened to Shangutans.

Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.

by Paul Frederick Austin March 31, 2008