retard salad

a group of ill, fouled minded youth talking nonsensical

your talkin' stupid like a retard salad

by kalisz June 14, 2010

retard maxxing

a mindset of deliberately rejecting overthinking and excessive self-analysis, choosing instead to live simply, act instinctively, and use one’s mind only for practical tasks rather than self-doubt or rumination.

After years of overthinking every decision, he finally started retard maxxing - just doing what needed to be done and not listening to the noise in his head.

by WomanPropagandist October 26, 2025

Retard

A person who has a perfectly good working brain and chooses not to use it.

Kenneth has shown time and time again that he is a rat face goof retard.

by Grandepapa November 7, 2022

National retard day

MAY 23RD - celebrate ur retard homies

homie 1: yo sug happy birthday!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?

homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!

by abcdefjhijk May 22, 2024

Extraphysical Retardation

A mental health condition whose primary symptom is a compulsion to post massive numbers of definitions beginning with "Extraphysical".

That Full Monteirism dude has a raging case of extraphysical retardation.

by lnjwzqhi June 17, 2022

jumping retard

retard who likes to jump

that retards jumping, he must be a jumping retard

by jerryaayyyy March 8, 2009

retard

harry.

harry is such a retard - he thinks babies are dead before they’re born and that they float in space

by lolololoololoñooñ July 1, 2018