To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.
by decoygrandma July 20, 2018
Post Malone'd (V): To consume a steady and increasing quantities of alcohol, weed and shrooms over the course of a 12-84 hour period .
by WutangDad August 28, 2023
Hearing a song and thinking it’s by someone black, but when you look up the artist it’s by someone that’s white.
I looked up the artist Speedgang because I liked the song “Bitch Go Die” and saw that this dude was white as a ghost. I was shook, legitimately thought he was black. Just like when Post Malone became famous. I’ve been Post Maloned
by Baby_Kakes21 February 17, 2019
scientific term which means "after performing a high throughput screen" (latin, literally "after sifting")
by zebrafish man January 17, 2012
National Post Yo Own Nudes Day is a day dedicated to exposing yourself and showing that you don't care, since people are so gullable, this day is also raising awareness for the freedom of nudity.
Pop A Tiddy, Pop Ya Pussy ,Pop Ya Ass
Post The Nudes In The Bush, Town Or Bath.
National Post Yo Own Nudes Day.😎
Post The Nudes In The Bush, Town Or Bath.
National Post Yo Own Nudes Day.😎
by HeWhoopTooHard August 15, 2019
The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan
"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
by Intellectual_illiteracy December 31, 2022