discombobulated penis

a penis that is very chubby and bends in multiple directions

" did you hear Ben has a discombobulated penis?"

by max bristow March 1, 2023

Penis Princess

A male who only focuses on his own pleasure. A neglectful sexual partner.

That man was a penis princess, I wasn’t satisfied once.

by samar8 March 4, 2023

High-penis

When to individuals with a penis give each other a high five with said penises. So basically a high five, but instead of hands you use penises.

Your new girlfriend is super hot. High-penis bro, good job!

by 69Unicorn69 November 25, 2021

the penis tournament

a more competitive version of the penis game where 4-8 people take turns shouting "penis" in a store getting progressively louder until a selected person notices it. When the selected person notices the person that said penis most recently is eliminated and a new person is selected, then the game restarts, except without the eliminated players. If the selected person leaves the store a new person is selected and the game continues as normal. This continues until there is only one player remaining

bob: wanna play the penis game

greg: nah the penis tournament is better

bob: (whispering) penis
greg: penis
rick: Penis!
mike: PENIS
tim: PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!
random customer: who said that

greg: ur out tim

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 2, 2021

Penis Envy

The ugly bull-dike lesbian at your work place who constantly attempts to belittle the men that surround her by making rude comments about their manhood, their penis, or the fact that she does not find men attractive. This is usually done in front of another woman or a group of people. The bull-dike acts this way due to penis envy and feels like she can get away with this behavior due to the political correctness that prevents us all from bitch slapping her face with our penis.

In front of white male co-workers, bull-dike Joan yells across the room to another female, Robin, "Hey Robin, Blacks have big cocks!"

This is Joan's attempt to make her co-workers feel inferior, all because Joan has penis envy, and wishes she had a penis.

by 1six022 December 7, 2010

penis puffer

a fag who love to inhale the penis

by anthony smith November 3, 2006

Yoderism of the penis

Yoderism of the penis is a Disease similar to genital warts. It is a viral infection that causes green blisters that overlie ulcers on the skin or mucosa. if untreated the disease can take hold and cause your penis to shrivel and turn green giving it a yoda like appearance. there is only one know treatment which involves injecting your self with a hypodermic needle in the japs eye (eye of the snake) or directly in the anus this treatment is risky and involves 100% commitment and must be done on the hour every hour for a minimum time frame of 35 yrs. known cases there has been more then 100 known cases across the Brisbane area within the 1yr police are trying to identify the know source of this disease but it has been sourced down between the Paddigton and gap area or though it has also accured in such us states a Pennsylvania. not to much is known about this serious disease but the scientist are currently studying the affects of these diseases and possible cures.

"what the crap factory dude your bellend looks like that little green guy out of star wars" "yeah i gots the Yoderism of the penis"

by Dr. Barry B May 7, 2009