NO NUT NOVEMBER

im still surviving the no nut november... i lost all my family... i only have my cat left, omg i just say something.. . *HIT OR MISS I BET HE DOWSNT MISS HAHAHAU* AHHHHHHHHHHH *DAY 6* . I HAVENT NUTTED IN 6 DAYS... I THINK I HAVE POWERS.

*12 year old* IMA NUT
*ME* BOI ITS NO NUT NOVEMBER ARE YOU LIKE RETARDED??
*12 year old* yes

by SlavicAutism November 6, 2018

Nut Wrapper

A Nut Wrapper is when one decides to ejaculate, coat candy with it, and wrap it back up.

Hey man! I just heard about this guy's new thing called nut wrappers, and they're bomb as shit!!

by SwissArmyTaco August 28, 2019

machine nut

'machine nut' or 'machine nutting'
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.

Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.

Drew: Yo, we should go machine nutting, Trevor
Trevor: Yo, hell yeah, drew

by probablyhomosapien September 18, 2018

tall-nut

A plant in Plants vs. Zombies that can block flying zombies like Balloon Zombie, Pole Vaulter or Jetpack Zombie

One of the Jetpack Zombie's many weaknesses is the Tall-Nut, which can block him whereas Wall-Nut can't

by Jett Speed October 15, 2021

nut anxiety

The fear of premature ejaculation.

Sex only lasts 2 minutes due to his severe nut anxiety.

by bAdJuJu18 December 28, 2021

The health nut

When an avid couple of mountain climbers stop for a rest, the female pours granola in her mouth and the male shoves his penis into her mouth. The result is the healthiest nut of his life.

Sammy, 'Oh jeez, I am so tired, lets take a rest.'

Megan, 'Good idea, I will get the granola ready for The health nut.'

Sammy, 'This time can I also eat the dirty parfait?'

by Slamma_Jamma May 1, 2012

Nut tipping

Similar to cow tipping, except the nut, attaches handlebars to seat.

Johnny went nut tipping at the Buffalo rally, pushing the motorcyclists, off their hogs, flat onto the ground, that was Johnny's last day of existence.

by Flavel Havel February 10, 2022