The Final Warning Shot

That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.

"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "

"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."

From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.

by Rory Grue January 3, 2023

jj shot

Jordan and Jaicobs home brew shot cocktail.
Noun - 1 part love, 2 parts the start of a good time

Enjoyed with friends and Andrew

You where’s the JJ shots at?
Jordan and Jaicob must be mixing them up now
Andrew ‘I’m so over this’

by Realisticenglish June 11, 2023

The Lazy Tee Shot

A sex position; the male equivalent of starfishing.

Blade is a lover that won’t get off his back, his favourite position is the lazy tee shot.

by Some jaded lover July 12, 2018

hamburger shot

Photograph taken of a naked woman’s nethers , from behind when she is lying on her side , legs together - with her beefcurtains squished together and the gash itself sandwiched tightly between them , thus resembling a decently assembled hamburger

She let me take some dirty snaps for the wankbank and I manager to get a fabulous hamburger shot

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

No shot

No way

Guy 1:bro i i’m about to get with gracens ex but this other girl is kinda fine and she fwm
Guy :No shot bro you’re suffering in success

by YeeterPeeter.sc July 31, 2022

front shots

mishanary 🩷

let's switch to front shots bae

by kittyjuna December 24, 2023

Double shot

It's when you're beating the meat to a guy that has two dicks. The Double Shot basicaly refers to a guy that's cumming from he's two dicks at the same time.

Bro, last night i fucked a girl and it was so good that i gave her a double shot.

by The Boy out side March 7, 2019