Dad

he left to go to the store 8 years ago

"Hey son, I'm heading to get cigarettes from the store"
"Alright, Bye Dad!"

by JakePaulerJustKiddingHesAnAss April 6, 2019

Grand Dad

A person that give you the fattest fucking dump truck in the world and also the biggest dick.

a grand dad is a big boy AF.

by PENIS AND NIGGER GANG. May 12, 2022

Dad chested

A female who has ether very small B cups or less

“Josh she has no chest”

“flatter than your dad”
“She dad chested”

by A typical white man November 10, 2020

Ross's Dad

A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.

Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"

Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?

Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!

by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022

Dad joke

Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.

Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.

The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄

Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

Your Dad

Used rarely if you cant find any joke except for your mom.

knock knock
whos there?
your
your mom?
no
your who?
your dad
cmon brad, that joke was shit

by nobody's brother November 7, 2021

Dad

What...
Whats a DAD

"Mom? Whats a Dad."

by brutherrrr December 21, 2022