Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

by De Queen May 17, 2023

Brain Tuner

A song stuck in your head. The condition or the song itself.

"The children's singalong gave me a Brain Tuner."
"I have three Brain Tuners in regular rotation."

by Regina de Coeli September 4, 2011

do you have a brain dislocation

Used when someone says or does something very stupid

Person 1:Iphone 6 is worth more than the new samsung!
Person 2:Do you have a brain dislocation?

by Darkestalone November 27, 2022

spreadsheet brain

When a person is immersed in abstraction for so long that they forget to look up and smell the roses.

Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events

Daniel: Lately, my sleep quality has been averaging about 79%. I think it's all the stress from the crypto crash.
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?

by vdw17 April 14, 2023

Turnip brain

tyson

Tyson is a turnip brain

by Ajdkaiends January 4, 2020

Broke Brain Virus

A bug that does the opposite of the Woke Brain Virus, making people believe that landowners have the right to violently impose their will on people using the resources of the land the claim to own and that people who oppose the will of people claiming ownership of land should be able to dictate government policy are mentally ill from the Woke Brain Virus and are enemies of the state.

All of the anti-transgender executive orders are the result of the broke brain virus working in President Trump and his base.

by WhistleBlower0013 January 29, 2025

jane brain

Getting your jane brain on is a euphamism for getting high, most often by using marijuana.

This week’s been so stressful, I gotta get my jane brain on this weekend.

by SpellingChamp01 April 11, 2023