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Muffin Stop

From the Latin "Stoppus Mufforum" meaning "Stop of Muffins"

A mythical location rumoured to be situated at the top of Black Park. It is only accessible when in possession of a muffin (preferably bought at the corner shop.)

It is thought the name originated around 100 B.C when Roman soldiers used to take captured women there for a touch of "forced muff-diving," however since rape has become a more serious crime, nowadays it tends only to be frequented by youths looking for the ideal place to munch down a good ol' muffin.
Dude, I don't think I'm ready for Muffin Stop..
No one's ever really ready for Muffin Stop
(Paranoid Park)
by MuffinMuncher June 23, 2009
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obi”s Muffin

The most amazing thing that can happen to a guy. She can make him feel strong enough to do anything. The one person that you should value over every other thing. You must protect her for she is the most special thing that could ever happen to you.
"obi”s Muffins are yummy." "You need a life..."
by ibow November 24, 2021
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nut muffin

A cinnamin bun that has alot of icing on top to wear to wear it almost resembles nut.
My friend was putting the icing on the cinnamin buns and he made them all look like nut muffins!

Sometimes at lunch when I get a sweet-tooth and im hungry all I crave is a nut muffin
by chaz ford May 2, 2007
mugGet the nut muffinmug.

Muffin Top

When a girl scrunches her stomach fat together (muffin top) like a taco and jacks you off with it.
“Damn, I got great muffin top last night by this BBW, dude it was so hot
by Stankman February 24, 2020
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Tuddle Muffin

The ultimate cuddle buddy. Simply put, there’s nobody better.
Get you’re own tuddle muffin, he’s mine!!
by Leriks1296 May 8, 2018
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Muffin knobs

Love handles / muffin top Excessive fat carried around the lower torso.
Oh girl. Look at them muffin knobs. Better lay off the Twinkies.
by A_cunning_linguist June 8, 2013
mugGet the Muffin knobsmug.

Steamed muffin

The act of undressing a person and then having sex until your all steamy
Man 1: "Hey guess what i did to my girl yestarday!"
Man 2: "What? :P"
Man 1: "GAVE HER A STEAMED MUFFIN"
Man 2: "NEAT!"
by -DeViOuS- October 30, 2010
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