little french muffin

A nickname for the cutest little person in your life. It's a term of endearment only used for adorable, freckly, brunettes. A Little French Muffin is sassy, sweet, silly, and the life of the party.
Who's that super cute, friendly chick you brought to the party?
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.
by thatpinkchick April 17, 2016
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Organic Muffin

Definition:
1. A word used to describe Someone, Somewhere, or Something that is rude, illegit, or just plain wrong.
Example:
1. Hey! Dont be an Organic Muffin just because I forgot to give you back your pencil after class!

2. Seriously? we're going to Abercrombie and Fitch? But that place is such an Organic Muffin!

3. Yeah, my computer was being an Organic Muffin and Froze.
by Near.Extinction. June 12, 2011
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Jizz muffin

An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.
After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.
by Echc93 February 03, 2018
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muffin gravy

Seriously?! Go scrub that Muffin Gravy you sick fuck!
by HexVoid January 05, 2021
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Thug Muffin

Phrase used by white girls (most frequently named “Carly”) to describe themselves whilst listening to mainstream rap artists.
“I was being my little thug muffin self the other day jamming out to right round while driving through my HOA after dark.”
by NotDalton September 23, 2022
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Muffin Bluffin

The pussy look fat in the pants but that shit be weak as fuck
Should have seen this girl last night she was fine as hell looking good. Her skin-tight pants were fire. But as soon as we got naked man that muffin bluffin.
by FuckingCluck September 21, 2021
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Butt Muffin

The amount of butt that hangs over the side or back of a seat
Did you see that chick’s butt muffin hanging off the back of her chair?!
by HilltopHillbillies June 04, 2023
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